Did I give birth to you?

Woman Upsets Her Sick Fiancé By Serving Him Food In A Child’s Bowl After He Demanded She Baby Him

Well, it seems as if the fates are lining up for me today. Check out this article I found.

Did you read it? What do you think? Is the OP an asshole?

I don’t think so. And apparently, I’m not alone. The comments seemed overwhelmingly in her favor.

And so am I.

Listen. Here’s the thing. I know I can be crabby and whiny when I’m sick. But damn, I still wake up at 5, walk the dog, get the 3 kids ready for school, go to work, and ya know, do the damn things.

This damn fool wanted her to cut his food and google his symptoms. Y’all. I would have straight told old boy he was dying and needed to make his final preparations. Funeral home would have been called. His suit would be hanging in the bathroom to get the wrinkles out.

Cut up his food?!?! He’s cutting up if he don’t think he ain’t getting some aqua tofana in that.

That dude needs to get his head out of his mama’s lap. (Did you read that part?!?!?!) And realize he had a good thing going but if he doesn’t get himself together he’s going to find himself as the topic of a true crime podcast.

As for the OP, this chick is an OG. For reals. As a wife and mom, who hasn’t had this thought. But damn if she didn’t put it into action. I only wish she had video of his reaction.

So, as stated, no. I don’t think she’s the asshole. In fact, she is a queen. Her level of petty was over 9000. Petty mayonnaise. And I am here for all of it.

I have to know. What’s the prettiest thing you’ve seen, done, or just thought of doing? Let me know in the comments.

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1 thought on “Did I give birth to you?

  1. Haha oh God when my husband gets a bloody nose it’s the end of the world God help him…. Lol I tell him try getting a bloody nose in your vagina every 28 days, bro! (sorry TMI? LOL)

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