Sassy and Savage: 5 Responses to Send MLM Huns Running

Welcome back to another post about MLMs, huns, and all the nonsense that comes with them. In this post, we’re going to arm you with five sassy and savage responses to shut down those MLM huns once and for all. We know how annoying it is to be approached by these salespeople constantly, so let’s dive into some responses that will have them running for the hills.

1. “No thanks, I already have a job.”

This response is perfect for shutting down any recruitment attempts by MLM huns. It’s simple, direct, and sends the message that you’re not interested in giving up your stable income for a risky, unpredictable venture.

2. “I prefer to support local businesses.”

This is a great response to those MLM huns who try to guilt-trip you into buying their products. It not only deflects their sales pitch, but it also shows that you’re a responsible consumer who cares about supporting local entrepreneurs.

3. “I don’t need [insert product name here], I have [insert alternative product].”

When huns try to sell you their products by making you feel like you need them, use this response. It shows that you’re not easily swayed by their tactics and have no problem finding alternatives on your own.

4. “Sorry, I don’t support pyramid schemes.”

This is a bold response that will definitely catch the MLM hun off guard. It’s important to remember that MLMs operate on a pyramid-like structure that only benefits those at the top, so this response is a direct hit to the core of their business model.

5. “I’m not interested in joining your cult.”

Okay, so this one might be a bit extreme, but it’s sure to get a laugh and potentially even make the MLM hun reconsider their tactics. The language around MLMs can sometimes sound like brainwashing or a cult-like mentality, so calling it out directly can be an effective way to shut down the conversation.

There you have it, folks – five sassy and savage responses to send those MLM huns running. It’s important to remember that you don’t owe these salespeople anything, and it’s okay to be firm and direct in your refusals. Hopefully, these responses will give you the confidence to shut down any MLM huns who come your way. Until next time, stay sassy and stay savage.