The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

Woman Upsets Her Sick FiancĂ© By Serving Him Food In A Child’s Bowl After He Demanded She Baby Him Well, it seems as if the fates are lining up for me today. Check out this article I found. Did you read it? What do you think? Is the OP an asshole? I don’t think so. …

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You know that saying. The one that says to take care of yourself or you’ll be forced to. Yeah. That ain’t no joke. Back in November my vision was getting blurry. Ok. Blurrier. I had an eye appointment so no worries. I say no worries for someone who is filled with worry. Any who. The …

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Today, I’m giving you a chapter of my book “Platitudes of Gratitude.” If you like it, and want to read the rest of it, you can pick it up here Let’s face it, people, I am screwed in the zombie apocalypse. I would die without the creature comforts of modern living. My whole day focuses …

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Dear 2011 Me

The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

Oh my lanta, if you only knew what was coming your way. The next ten years of your life are going to be the worst, the hardest, the most rewarding, the best of your life. You are going to fall hard. And the climb out of that hole is going try your mental well being …

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Well, train wrecks. Here we are. We made it to 2021. And if your social media feed looks like mine, you’ve already been inundated with New Year New Me posts. That’s all well and good. It’s a great thought and sentiment. But when you look at the fact that most people give up their resolutions …

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Let me tell you about music. That shit is powerful. It affects our mood. A song brings back memories. It transport us across time and distance. We all have those songs that trigger memories for us. “Good morning, beautiful” was the song I heard when I woke up with my daughter our first night home …

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I’ve already done the bath deal. I’ve told you all there is to it. Im not going to beat this dead horse any further. Instead, let’s talk about sex. Ma, stop reading. No, seriously, just go to the next chapter. Ok. I don’t usually talk about sex. It’s not something I’m comfortable with discussing with …

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Today is a weird day in train wreck history.I got my first corgi 11 years ago. I loved her. She was broken. Ein had been used as a breeder dog in puppy mill. She had health problems. And my ex “left the gate open” and she ran off.9 years ago, I was in Philly for …

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Dear Self,

The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

Hi. How are you? I know we talk on a regular basis but nothing of much substance . And we are overdue for this conversation. You are amazing. Seriously. You have been there, done that. You’ve been through so much. You’ve overcome even more. You’ve written books. You’ve helped people. There are scars on your …

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