The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

Mother’s Day

The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

I’m currently sitting on the couch. I’ve been here over an hour. My son had kicked me hard enough to make me spill my coffee. Sleeping in was cancelled because my dog had to pee. I’ve already got a load of dishes running. This is my mother’s day. So far. No breakfast in bed. No …

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It’s here. One of my favorite days ever. Star Wars Day. Otherwise known as May the Fourth. You know, as in May the force be with you. What makes Star Wars so iconic? I was born the same year New Hope was released. It has been in my life all my life. The characters. The …

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Woman Upsets Her Sick FiancĂ© By Serving Him Food In A Child’s Bowl After He Demanded She Baby Him Well, it seems as if the fates are lining up for me today. Check out this article I found. Did you read it? What do you think? Is the OP an asshole? I don’t think so. …

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https://6abc.com/10354902/?ex_cid=TA_WPVI_FB&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+New+Content+%28Feed%29&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook This article talked about the struggles moms are facing in our new reality. And it broke my heart. Moms who had been in careers for over a decade are having to choose between caring for their kids or feeding them. Between virtual schooling, working from home, and just trying to maintain some semblance of …

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This is no joke. I have 3 kids living with us. 2 bio 1 bonus. My mother in law also lives with us. My dog barks at nothing. Each kid has a device and no internal monolog. My own internal monolog is loud and im multiple voices. Work – did I get those updates, did …

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Self care. There’s a lot of talk about it. The words conjure images of face masks, spa days, hair treatments. That’s all nice and good. For 2019. But this is 2021. We’ve lived through 2020. Self care has taken on a whole new meaning. Now we’re distance learning, distance working, social distancing. Face masks are …

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You know that saying. The one that says to take care of yourself or you’ll be forced to. Yeah. That ain’t no joke. Back in November my vision was getting blurry. Ok. Blurrier. I had an eye appointment so no worries. I say no worries for someone who is filled with worry. Any who. The …

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Today, I’m giving you a chapter of my book “Platitudes of Gratitude.” If you like it, and want to read the rest of it, you can pick it up here Let’s face it, people, I am screwed in the zombie apocalypse. I would die without the creature comforts of modern living. My whole day focuses …

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Dear 2011 Me

The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

Oh my lanta, if you only knew what was coming your way. The next ten years of your life are going to be the worst, the hardest, the most rewarding, the best of your life. You are going to fall hard. And the climb out of that hole is going try your mental well being …

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