The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

Turkey time is approaching. Did you get your turkey yet? We’ll probably take our turkey out of the freezer on Sunday. My mother in law said the lady on the TV said you need to thaw it one day for every pound. With as big as this bird is I should have taken it out at Halloween. Why is the turkey so big? Because I should have listened to my mother and married an orphan.

So, November is coming, and that only means one thing: the inundation of gratitude posts on Facebook. I have nothing against being grateful. I have lots I’m grateful for: home, family, food, my Keurig, a self-cleaning cat box. But seriously, Suzie, do we need to hear how you’re so grateful for your kids because they …

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Woman Upsets Her Sick Fiancé By Serving Him Food In A Child’s Bowl After He Demanded She Baby Him Well, it seems as if the fates are lining up for me today. Check out this article I found. Did you read it? What do you think? Is the OP an asshole? I don’t think so. …

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https://6abc.com/10354902/?ex_cid=TA_WPVI_FB&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+New+Content+%28Feed%29&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook This article talked about the struggles moms are facing in our new reality. And it broke my heart. Moms who had been in careers for over a decade are having to choose between caring for their kids or feeding them. Between virtual schooling, working from home, and just trying to maintain some semblance of …

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Negative ghost rider. And here’s why this is wrong. He preyed on the convention of “nice girls.” Better to be a rude chick then a dead chick. And I can hear some of you out there saying, “But I feel bad if I’m rude. What if they actually need help?” Isten. Here’s the thing. Thats …

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I wish I was kidding. But it’s true. Sad and true. I got sucked into not 1. Not 2. But 3 pyramid schemes. What’s that? Pyramid schemes? But those are illegal, right? Yeah, they are. But, these get around the illegal thing by having products. Cheap quality. Useless. Consumable products that are excessively over priced. …

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But why tho

The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

Do you see this? I wanted the paperback. I’m building up my physical library. (Pay no attention to the fact that I don’t actually have a bookshelf.) I clicked mass paperback and what the actual hell is that price? Is this how someone gets rich being a self published Kindle author? Have I been doing …

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Toxic positivity has me sideways. What’s that? You don’t know what toxic positivity is? Let me help you out. Toxic positivity is the concept – to me at least- that everything has to be sunshine, kittens, glitter, unicorns, and rainbows. Every second of anger, sadness, or any emotion other than absolute joy and bliss will …

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