The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

My son’s kindergarten class is hiding turkeys for thanksgiving. My son, the dinosaur addict, went with a cupcake. Not just any cupcake but a 4th of July cupcake. Because why not. We started with just the plain turkey. We got all our supplies. He colored his turkey. Then we got to covering it up. He …

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Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!! Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!! Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A. A human bean. Q. …

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A – Alarms. Start setting them a week before school starts. It makes the transition from summer to school easier. B – Backpacks. Even if you have to wear a uniform, your backpack can help showcase your personality. C – Class. Don’t skip it. Go and actually try to learn something. D – Diploma. That’s …

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Click here to show your kid’s teacher some love and appreciation. Um actually I’m going to have to disagree with you here. It’s important for you, as a parent, to understand what is being taught in the class. It’s also important for you to know how she grades so, if you’re kid fails, you know …

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Your health is more important than their attendance numbers. Remember that it is OK to ask for help, to take break’s, to breathe freely. Question everything. Always be nice to the weird kid Be the best you you can be. 💜 Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Remember you’re there to educate …

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I saw this super cute idea and wanted to try it with my four year old T Rex. What you need: Glue Salt Construction Paper Watercolors What you do: 1. Make firework type shapes out of the glue. 2. While the glue is still wet, sprinkle the salt on. It should be all covered. 4. …

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I quit my job. But this isn’t going to be your typical put the boss and company on blast type of post. You read that right. I quit my job. OK. That’s not accurate. I walked out. Collected my things. Collected my son’s things from his preschool room. Hugged friends and said good bye. I …

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2017 blessed me in ways I could not imagine. Financially: money showed up at the right times. In ways we could never have thought. We sold the broken down camper that sat in the front yard. My father paid for three months worth of daycare for my son. Emotionally: We were able to finally get …

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