Today, I saw it. Them, actually. The bags so large I'll have to check them in when we fly to Florida. I've had them before. I saw them after weekends of karaoke and dancing. But all I had to do was apply a little cool water and some makeup and things were all good. But... Continue Reading →
We live in weird times. Kids haven't been in school since Spring Break. People wear masks. My new favorite perfume is Purel. Things are weird. You're standard operating summer bucket list will not do this year. Bbqs and swim parties are out. Social distancing and take out is in. So, I made a a printable... Continue Reading →
So, I started a new job. With a desk. And a cubicle. I'm big time now, yo. And now, I need desk supplies. You should know I'm too bougie for just plain black plastic racks you get at Walmart. I had to do my own thing. So, I can't have plain, basic supplies. I'm looking... Continue Reading →
That's me. I'm the Glorious Train Wreck Mom. You can call me Jen. And if you're new here welcome. You might be wondering - what is a train wreck mom? Simply put, train wreck moms are not the Pinterest perfect mom. We are not tiger moms. We are not helicopter moms. Despite our best efforts,... Continue Reading →
You ask how I am. And I say I'm fine. I say I'm tired. You hear I'm tired. But there's so much more. It's more than tired. My tread is worn and bald. Worn smooth like a stone that's been run over by sand and water for far too long. Too long to heal from... Continue Reading →
The Glorious Train Wreck Mom 