The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

Did you look at the calendar? Do you see what tomorrow is? It’s Thursday. Thanksgiving. And your house is going to be invaded by friends, family, and people who like to point out that your corgi sheds enough to make tumbleweeds from her fur. You’ve been so focused on what you’re going to cook, you forgot to clean. Probably doesn’t help that you’ve also been working, and driving your kids everywhere, and doing everything else. You need a plan. I’m here to help.

Self care? What’s that? Today’s the 4th of july. And people are coming. My husband’s family is coming. My in laws are coming. Self care has left the building and it left the damn door open. Guess what strolled in? Anxiety. And that anxiety is edging towards a panic attack. I meant to wake up …

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Spring Cleaning

The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

What do you get when you binge watch Hoarders during spring cleaning season? An epic cleaning meltdown. Adding to that: My mother in law is moving in with us. This week. Holy cow! This meant we needed one room completely cleaned out. There is no way the teen girls can share a room. We would …

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I love my Roomba. This is my Roomba review. I love my Roomba so much. I love how the i Robot Roomba makes vacuuming one less chore that I have to do. I don’t have to move my furniture. I don’t have to worry about anything. I usually fold and put laundry away while my roomba is running. That right there is work smarter not harder. Any time I can get more done in less time is a life saver. I really think every mother needs this in her life.
My iRobot Roomba 652 is the best robot vacuum in my opinion.