The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

Are you hosting a Halloween party for your kids at home, or helping with a classroom party? Providing engaging games and activities to entertain sugar-fueled children will prevent your guests from becoming little Halloween monsters.

These are the jokes, kids. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners! What key has legs and can’t open doors? A Turkey Why did Johnny get such low grades after …

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Summer is in full swing. And you’ve already exhausted every free activity in your area. What’s a mom to do? Make a routine that isn’t routine. Madness, I know. A routine is for the school year. Summer is for relaxing and chilling out and letting their brains turn to mush. How’s that working for you? …

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I love my Roomba. This is my Roomba review. I love my Roomba so much. I love how the i Robot Roomba makes vacuuming one less chore that I have to do. I don’t have to move my furniture. I don’t have to worry about anything. I usually fold and put laundry away while my roomba is running. That right there is work smarter not harder. Any time I can get more done in less time is a life saver. I really think every mother needs this in her life.
My iRobot Roomba 652 is the best robot vacuum in my opinion.