The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

My dear, sweet 8 year old told me a joke today. I won’t repeat it but it had to do with bad ghosts saying Booooooobs. He’s 8. He says he heard it from one of the older kids at school. Y’all, I’m not ok and I’m not ready for my kid telling jokes like this until he’s like 12.

My family is Italian; tradition is life for us. Every family has them: certain candlesticks Grandma only uses at Christmas, a plate used for generations to serve the Thanksgiving turkey, stealing all the chocolate from trick or treat bags after the kids go to bed. The day before school starts, we go to Kentucky Fried …

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These are the jokes, kids. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners! What key has legs and can’t open doors? A Turkey Why did Johnny get such low grades after …

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I love my Roomba. This is my Roomba review. I love my Roomba so much. I love how the i Robot Roomba makes vacuuming one less chore that I have to do. I don’t have to move my furniture. I don’t have to worry about anything. I usually fold and put laundry away while my roomba is running. That right there is work smarter not harder. Any time I can get more done in less time is a life saver. I really think every mother needs this in her life.
My iRobot Roomba 652 is the best robot vacuum in my opinion.

Feeling a little Goofy today. I hear you asking why. I hear you complaining about Monday and work and everything else that’s wrong in your world. And that’s why I’m Goofy today. Because, yes, it’s Monday. New day, new week, new start. Because, yes, I have to go to work. I love my job. I …

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Kindle Unlimited Membership Plans   https://www.facebook.com/groups/145324212487752/permalink/623245468028955/ This isn’t funny. This is sad. This is tragic. This is what is wrong with us. Did they not go through school? Even if they didn’t read it, 50 shades is a book. People quote the bible all day long. And what hurts the most is they’re proud. They’re …

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Kids say the craziest things. Some funny. Some embarrassing. Some are just down right wrong. But it’s all memorable. So, here’s a list I compiled with some help from my Facebook friends (See, Zucker, I can use Facebook for data mining, too.) My daughter said she can’t wait to be a teenager so she can …

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