The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

Other than the weird homeschooled girl at my work who had never seen any pop culture phenomenon turned movie, who hasn’t seen “Jaws”? Seriously, the movie is iconic. The shark’s theme. The camera angles. The often misquoted line. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” The movie literally is woven into our collective lives. But what …

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Kindle Unlimited Membership Plans   https://www.facebook.com/groups/145324212487752/permalink/623245468028955/ This isn’t funny. This is sad. This is tragic. This is what is wrong with us. Did they not go through school? Even if they didn’t read it, 50 shades is a book. People quote the bible all day long. And what hurts the most is they’re proud. They’re …

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Catalogs covered the kitchen table. Index cards with names written on them sat in neat little stacks, grouped together by tens. “Babe, we can’t have my Cousin Kristi next to my Cousin Julia.” Holly grabbed the card that said KRISTI LEAH. She twisted her auburn hair around her fingers. Seeing a position she liked, Holly …

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