My dear, sweet 8 year old told me a joke today. I won't repeat it but it had to do with bad ghosts saying Booooooobs. He's 8. He says he heard it from one of the older kids at school. Y'all, I'm not ok and I'm not ready for my kid telling jokes like this until he's like 12.
These are the jokes, kids. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners! What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey Why did Johnny get such low grades after... Continue Reading →
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