The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

This is no joke. I have 3 kids living with us. 2 bio 1 bonus. My mother in law also lives with us. My dog barks at nothing. Each kid has a device and no internal monolog. My own internal monolog is loud and im multiple voices. Work – did I get those updates, did …

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Today, I’m giving you a chapter of my book “Platitudes of Gratitude.” If you like it, and want to read the rest of it, you can pick it up here Let’s face it, people, I am screwed in the zombie apocalypse. I would die without the creature comforts of modern living. My whole day focuses …

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I’ve already done the bath deal. I’ve told you all there is to it. Im not going to beat this dead horse any further. Instead, let’s talk about sex. Ma, stop reading. No, seriously, just go to the next chapter. Ok. I don’t usually talk about sex. It’s not something I’m comfortable with discussing with …

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What about homeschooling am I grateful for? Homeschooling was a completely foreign concept to me when I lived in Philly. I never even heard of it until I moved to Missouri. There were only two options when it came to school that I knew of: public and private. When I moved out to Springfield I …

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Lord, help me. I just got done watching an episode of Dr. Phil. Don’t judge me. It’s an addiction I’m OK having. It’s not like I’m doing meth or selling pregnancy tests online. OK? Anyway. Dr. Phil had some rocket surgeon on as a guest. This high IQ having individual did a study and concluded …

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A – Alarms. Start setting them a week before school starts. It makes the transition from summer to school easier. B – Backpacks. Even if you have to wear a uniform, your backpack can help showcase your personality. C – Class. Don’t skip it. Go and actually try to learn something. D – Diploma. That’s …

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Click here for everything you need for your business. I’m going to give you an inside look in to my life. All aboard, train wreck. 730 am. I woke up like this. Literally. The T Rex decided jumping on me is the best way to wake me up. Yay! 800 am. Watching Team Uni Zoomi. …

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