The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

That’s me. I’m the Glorious Train Wreck Mom. You can call me Jen. And if you’re new here welcome. You might be wondering – what is a train wreck mom? Simply put, train wreck moms are not the Pinterest perfect mom. We are not tiger moms. We are not helicopter moms. Despite our best efforts, …

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Lord, help me. I just got done watching an episode of Dr. Phil. Don’t judge me. It’s an addiction I’m OK having. It’s not like I’m doing meth or selling pregnancy tests online. OK? Anyway. Dr. Phil had some rocket surgeon on as a guest. This high IQ having individual did a study and concluded …

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I know I’ve already talked about making art. Crafting is an art. Making things in is a craft. There are many other forms of crafting aside from drawing and sculpture. I grew up in a crafting house. My mom would tell you she was nothing special. She would tell you the things she created were not magical, mystical, or wonderful. …

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Click here to show your kid’s teacher some love and appreciation. Um actually I’m going to have to disagree with you here. It’s important for you, as a parent, to understand what is being taught in the class. It’s also important for you to know how she grades so, if you’re kid fails, you know …

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Click here for everything you need for your business. I’m going to give you an inside look in to my life. All aboard, train wreck. 730 am. I woke up like this. Literally. The T Rex decided jumping on me is the best way to wake me up. Yay! 800 am. Watching Team Uni Zoomi. …

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Summer is rough on moms and kids. It’s estimated that 1 in 4 kids is going to need medical attention for something over the course of the summer. I have 4 kids. Are you kidding me?! The last thing I need is a call saying my one of my chuckle heads is at the hospital. …

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Summer is in full swing. And you’ve already exhausted every free activity in your area. What’s a mom to do? Make a routine that isn’t routine. Madness, I know. A routine is for the school year. Summer is for relaxing and chilling out and letting their brains turn to mush. How’s that working for you? …

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You have to scream to get anyone to listen to you!! This seems to be a universal mom thing. No one seems to listen or pay attention to you until you turn into a stark, raving lunatic. Then, they all stand around and try to figure out why the men in the white jackets are …

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