The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

Could you imagine a more amazing idea for an introvert than social distancing? Like, I don’t have to make excuses now. Can we come over? Sorry, social distancing. It’s lily’s birthday party at 3. Sorry, social distancing. Fourth of July family barbecue. Sorry, social distancing. It’s literally the best thing ever. For me at least. …

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What has this year been? Seriously. Who forgot to throw a Virgin in the volcano to appease the gods? That’s the only way I can think of to explain the absolute shit show these past 6 months have been. This was supposed to be THE year. The year of clear and perfect vision. The year of …

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Lord, help me. I just got done watching an episode of Dr. Phil. Don’t judge me. It’s an addiction I’m OK having. It’s not like I’m doing meth or selling pregnancy tests online. OK? Anyway. Dr. Phil had some rocket surgeon on as a guest. This high IQ having individual did a study and concluded …

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There is something therapeutic about animals. They love us whether we deserve it. We tend to look at them like little people even though we know their animals. We anthropomorphize them by  giving them human emotions and reasoning behind their antics. We call them our fur-babies. Some people go as far as to have birthday …

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