The Glorious Train Wreck Mom

This is a safe space for all train wrecks. Except here, we don't give you a puppy and a latte. We give you sarcasm and humor.

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!! Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!! Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A. A human bean. Q. …

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August was nuts! Between the kids starting school, the King finishing school, peak season at my job, and deciding to sell the property and move we could use a breather. Too bad that ain’t happening any time soon. I’ve started taking writing classes. Im going to really dig down and work on writing a book …

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A – Alarms. Start setting them a week before school starts. It makes the transition from summer to school easier. B – Backpacks. Even if you have to wear a uniform, your backpack can help showcase your personality. C – Class. Don’t skip it. Go and actually try to learn something. D – Diploma. That’s …

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Click here to show your kid’s teacher some love and appreciation. Um actually I’m going to have to disagree with you here. It’s important for you, as a parent, to understand what is being taught in the class. It’s also important for you to know how she grades so, if you’re kid fails, you know …

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Your health is more important than their attendance numbers. Remember that it is OK to ask for help, to take break’s, to breathe freely. Question everything. Always be nice to the weird kid Be the best you you can be. 💜 Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Remember you’re there to educate …

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Summer is in full swing. And you’ve already exhausted every free activity in your area. What’s a mom to do? Make a routine that isn’t routine. Madness, I know. A routine is for the school year. Summer is for relaxing and chilling out and letting their brains turn to mush. How’s that working for you? …

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Us. A year ago. Things are different now. Hair. Height. Jobs. People who live with us. Mental health. But one thing that has never changed is my love for this kid. Kid. That’s funny. Technically, she’s still a kid. And she does some kid things like watch goofy things, forget to do the dishes, and …

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Kindle Unlimited Membership Plans   https://www.facebook.com/groups/145324212487752/permalink/623245468028955/ This isn’t funny. This is sad. This is tragic. This is what is wrong with us. Did they not go through school? Even if they didn’t read it, 50 shades is a book. People quote the bible all day long. And what hurts the most is they’re proud. They’re …

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